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WARNING & DISCLAIMER
“I’m only qualified to make you laugh and maybe find a millionaire to spend the rest of your life with. Happily ever after is your problem.”
This book can be very hazardous to your current way of life. If you are content with your pathetic life, working to stay afloat, where being taken to the Paddy’s Dinner is reserved for special occasions, don’t mind the dog hair on the couch, or the mess in your apartment. If you are happy dating from the same pool of losers that you always seem to find, and don’t mind the car payments so you can have a decent ride – then I suggest you not read this book. It will offend you… more than likely it will really piss you off. This book will challenge a very core belief – that you don’t deserve better, and that dreaming or planning for the life of your dreams is somehow shameful or sinful. If you were given the book, or you just got the book, I suggest you close it and give it to a friend who constantly complains about the above; a friend who would enjoy a great laugh, and to find maybe a millionaire he or she could date and marry; a friend who is tired of living an average, ordinary life, a friend who would shoot for the stars if given the chance, perhaps a friend who wants an extraordinary life, does not mind a challenge and is ready to have a whole lot of fun in the process.
What are the chances of you earning your way into millions? Not very high I bet. You can dream of it, everybody dreams of it, but very few really make it. Irreverent, authentic, witty… Lucrative Love unveils the path towards your mansion through the front door.
If you dare to dream of a jet-set lifestyle and you would enjoy a date with Madame Celebrity, a ring from Mr. Opulence, a weekend with Sir Fame, or a blow from Miss Flow – then you will love this book. Full of wit and humor, Lucrative Love, pops the lid open to our silent hopes, forbidden dreams, and the harsh realities of marrying into wealth.
Tom Feltenstein
If you want to read more…click here to read excerpts from Lucrative Love.
Table of Contents
One: Cinderella Lied
Two: Love Don’t Pay the Bills
Three: Diggin’ for Gold
Four: My Butler Can Beat Up Your Butler
Five: Show Me the Monet!
Six: Planet Penis and the G-Spot Galaxy
Seven: Prenups—Not Just for Schmucks!
Eight: Wiping With Ben Franklins
